*Or, possibly, questions that are never asked at all
Who are Bob and Ducky?
Bob spends a terrific amount of time in the bath with his favourite companion, Ducky. While Bob loves life, he isn't the brightest tool in the shed. Ducky is wise, sometimes cynical, and tries to keep Bob from electrocuting himself.
Why is the homepage titled The World of Bob and Ducky?
The World of Bob and Ducky is the first online book in the Bob and Ducky cartoon series.
A different cartoon from the book is shown on the Weekly Amusement page each week.
What if I want more Bob and Ducky?
You can read the first part of The World of Bob and Ducky for free!
What if I want even more Bob and Ducky?
If you would like online access to the whole The World of Bob and Ducky book, please follow the prompts on the My Account page.
Waah! Why are you hitting me with a paywall, i.e. a charge of $4.99 USD?
Sorry, the Bob and Ducky god** cannot live by laughter alone.
** AKA, the author
So there are secret Bob and Ducky cartoons that I can only view if I buy the The World of Bob and Ducky online book?
With a sinister new character?
That is correct.
Why do you use a Google login?
Google is most excellent at authentication. We'd prefer them to do that, while we focus on the amusements.
Why do you use stripe for credit card payments?
Stripe's business is online payments. We don't want to compromise the details of the cards in your money-bags.
Why am I having trouble signing in to read the book?
The Bob and Ducky god apologises for occasional Google sign in weirdness. It's a known, and as yet, unresolved issue.
The following has worked for others:
Clear your browsing data and cookies, and then restart your browser.
Alternatively, log in via the My Account page.
If you're still experiencing problems with the website, please flick us an email on firstname.lastname@example.org.
You most certainly don't need to buy the The World of Bob and Ducky online book again! It's a one-off purchase.
Why can't I see the cartoons?
Will there be more Bob and Ducky books?
Yes. Please bear in mind that the Bob and Ducky god is also working on another cartoon series, her second novel and works for UNSW. Future Bob and Ducky books will be advertised here and on birgit.brecknell.net.
Is the cartoon suitable for kids?
This depends on individual parenting style. When Bob babysits, he leaves his 3-year-old charge unsupervised in the bath with a can of Baygon. We leave it up to the parent to decide whether Bob is a suitable role model.
Is Ducky evil?